First Congregational UCC - Platteville

Someone needs to work up a doctrine of invisible sanctification.

The alien works of God. Yeah, we hate that stuff.

Here at Agnus Day Central we can totally relate to Paul’s situation. Last year we spent two months without cable or internet at the house. It was so hard.

Reasons Why It’s Good We’re Not Jesus #352: We’d be saying, “Look! Get off your duff and get your own salvation for a change!”

That Moses. He’s such a kidder!

Here at Agnus Day Central, we’ve always admired Paul’s sense for shameless self-promotion. We wish we had that kind of style.

“But if you love love, then love loves you too.” — Bruce Cockburn

Biblical interpretation is fun, but then someone has to take things too far.

I’ll have what he’s having…

Here at Agnus Day Central we firmly believe that everyone should get the same stuff as Jesus. It’s a matter of basic fairness. Everything, except that part at the end. Who want’s that?

This one’s for my mother. She’s on a one-woman campaign to rid the word “kids” from common English usage.

Sometimes when God messes with us, he’s just putting things back where they belong.

And John is nothing if not strange.

Some of you will lament this trivializing of the great cultural achievement that is the ancient Mayan calendar. Here at Agnus Day Central, we think that the Mayans should have thought of that before they sold the movie rights.

Here at Agnus Day Central, we were so impressed by the way Jesus handled the secular authorities that we tried it once. The cop still wrote the ticket.